June 29, 2013
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Wet and Messy
Late one night, my friend Frank and I were hanging out, having a couple beers, and watching videos on YouTube. At one point, he turned to me and asked, in a hushed tone, “Can I tell you something?” I nodded. “You’re going to think I’m weird,” he continued. I was becoming more and more curious with each passing moment.“So,” he began, “I’m kinda into this thing called WAM…” At first, I thought he might have meant the duo behind “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.” I tilted my head to show my confusion. He grinned, and said finally, “It stands for wet and messy.”
I was very intrigued. I assumed that it was a fetish of some sort, but I had no idea what it was. Frank was being a little vague about it, which didn’t help. “It’s with pies and cakes and stuff,” he said. With the computer sitting right in front of us, we both decided that seeing WAM in action would be the most effective way for me to understand what it was.
For the next half hour, Frank scoured PornHub for the best WAM videos. We watched scantily-clad (if they were clad at all) women slowly dip their asses into pies brimming with whipped cream, always with a surprised/excited look on their face, as if to say, “Oh, my! Who put this pie here?! I love sitting on pies!” Other videos showed women getting pied in the face and then giggling wildly. Frank admitted that some of the videos were a little silly, but said that for him, they were still totally hot.
WAM doesn’t stop with just pies. According to the WAM Wikipedia page (which I trust enough for this sort of info), WAM substances may include (but are not limited to) “whipped cream, mud, shaving foam, custard, baked beans, dahl, ketchup, ice cream, pudding, chocolate sauce, peanut butter, Japanese-style lotion, paint, oil or grunge/slime, [or] cake batter.” In the bedroom, a WAM fetishist may enjoy licking these substances off of his/her partner, or putting the substance(s) between their bodies.
Though I don’t consider myself a WAM fetishist, I do think licking something (like chocolate or whipped cream) off of someone can be pretty sexy. Maybe that does make me a WAM fetishist; who knows? Either way, I definitely don’t find it “weird.” Different people are turned on by different things, and there’s no problem with that (unless you're doing something against someone's will or hurting someone that doesn't want to be hurt).
Do you have a wet and messy fetish, or know someone who does? Do you have any other fetishes? What is your opinion on fetishes in general?
Comments (17)
Frank wants to get WAM with you.Why else would he share this with you?
@light_blue_fables@xanga - bahahahaha. I spit my water out laughing at this for some reason.
TBH it sounds fucking retarded and immature.I like to imagine what these people would've been like alone in the wild. Before the advent of whipped cream and pies. He meets a woman for the first time..."Lay there while I slather bear blood all over you and lick it off."Those dudes were not getting laid. Now all you need is a dick and money and you can satisfy whatever retarded sex-irrelevant fetish you may have... and the sad part is, when I say "money" I'm not referring to hookers because women are increasingly becoming degenerates as well. Prostitutes by proxy.
I don't associate sex with food consumption at all.
the first thing I thought of was bukkake when you saw the title of this post. she had so much jizz on her face that her fake eyelashes were stuck to her eyes, so she was squirming around like a squeaky and wet japanese mouse girl with huge boobs on a petite body. it was more of a twisted comedy than sexual turn on.
Isn't a "fetish" a requirement for orgasm?Sitting in a pie? WTF. To each his/her own but that just sounds like a recipe for infection.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me I've been sitting in an office working to make money all this time when I could have been making bookoo bucks getting hit in the face with a fucking PIE?!?! Well, shit. Time to call my boss.
I fidn that putting whipped cream on the end of my One Eyed Trouser Snake does wonders for the ladies. Makes my underpants all damp though.
I can understand like a little bit of this being hot, like maybe someone getting a little bit of whipped cream on their cheek and his or her partner using the tip of their finger to get it off and lick it. But just sitting in pies and stuff or licking all over someone to get it off just seems stupid and gross to me. The girl usually isn't a dog anyway...
Ever seen cake farts? Go search for it. NOW
@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - That is exactly what I was thinking when I read this.
@T3hZ10n@xanga - OMG. Other than myself and the people I've exposed to that video, you are the only other person I've ever found who has seen it also.
@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - One of my co-workers about a year ago mentioned it and said to look it up when I got home. When I asked him what it was, trying to hold back a laugh, he said "It's exactly what you think.". Lo and behold, it was indeed exactly what I thought.
It's not surprising at all that this is a fetish, I don't know why it just doesn't surprise me haha people are into crazy things. I think it's gross with mud or dirt but whipped cream is pretty funny. I've had whipped cream eaten off me and I've tried body chocolate. It's not very nice, It's fun but kinda messy. My ex used to want to lick beer off me or have some beer in my mouth and kiss him! hahah I just remembered that, too funny. He loves beer and I hate it so it was a rare occurance, probably why he liked it so much. lol People can do what they want, I don't mind. Kinda wish I had a fetish.
.......the things people are into. I'll never understand.
Seems a little silly but for the most part, a pretty mild fetish. Seeing a girl laughing her head off does seem amusing to me but it would tickle my funny bone more than give me a boner. I guess if my girl got off on hitting me with a pie in the face and then licking it off, I'd probably play along.
Do you have a wet and messy fetish, or know someone who does? No.Do you have any other fetishes? I wish I had a fetish.What is your opinion on fetishes in general? Whatever floats your boat.
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